Minnie and Moo Save the Earth

Look at those stars, Minnie, Moo says, wondering. We can't be the only intelligent life in the universe. Lolling after hours in the farmer's hot tub, Minnie and Moo hardly suspect that aliens are landing just one hill to the west. We see the mite-sized, bug-eyed enemy in alternate chapters, peering through their snooper scope, revving themselves up for an invasion. They mistake the cows for giants, their horns for newfangled weapons, the steaming hot tub for a spaceship moments from liftoff. Minnie and Moo mistake the invaders are mosquitoes, and a hilarious battle ensues -- with an earth-saving flyswatter. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.